For those of you who have seen it . . . some memory joggers!
“I fought some bulls, I ate some grass. I used my hand to wipe my tears.”
Nacho: “We probably lose because you don’t believe in God!”
Skelet: “We lose because you are fat.”
“They say I don’t know nothing about God but I doooooo!”
“Sometimes grownup men wear stretchy pants in their room, it’s for fun.”
“I’m sick and tired of getting paid to lose, I wanna winnn!”
Father: “There are no spices, where are the chips?”
Nacho: “They were stolen.”
Father: “Did you tell them they were the Lord’s chips?”
Nacho: “I was trying to . . .”
“Oh my god, I like all those things too every day.”
“Get that corn away from me!”
“I don’t believe in God, I only believe in science.”
“I hate all the orphans of the world.”
Hi. I'm Damien Riley, MA.
