The scenario: My brown-bag lunch was as meager as you can think of, p and j and goldfish crackers. One hour after lunch I am teaching and as Winnie the Pooh says: “Tummy Rumbling.” Called wife dreaming of a burger and 40 minutes later here she is in my work parking lot with: 1) 1 large coke, 1 Carl’s Jr. Famous Star hamburger, 1 med. fry. I am speechless to relate how high on a pedestal she is right now.