I was flabbergasted when sheriff Lee Baca let Paris Hilton go free after a few days. He said she had a “medical condition” that required them to let her go.
Come again?
Are there no poverty stricken young ladies in prison with medical conditions? I concluded that if she remained in prison, there would surely be a major uprising in our country about this injustice. The rich get richer, the poor get the picture.
So now she has been ordered back to jail much to Baca’s chagrin. I wonder what medical condition it was that got her out for a day? Well, apparently the jails are home to a medical condition newly spread. If she’s gonna avoid a strain of staph infection out there she oughta have some StaphAseptic brought in. I wrote this brief post to vent a little about our beloved national treasure, Paris. At the same time, this is my first Pay-Per-Post blog entry advertising the product StaphAseptic. It’s sold at your local drugstore and it’s one I’ll be using if I’m ever worried about this. Don’t hang me out to dry for trying Pay-Per-Post, it’s just an experiment (haven’t been paid yet!!!) Thanks.
Hi. I'm Damien Riley, MA.
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I’m not hanging you out to dry-loved the post!!! I know some people say Paris is “useless to society”. I completely disagree. My opinion, she is a writer’s dream. She is a perfect example of truth being stranger than fiction :) Very clever idea!!!
LOL! Let me know if you get paid. This may be the way to go. That’s the best pay per post I’ve ever read.:-)
I really liked your take on the situation over at your blog.
The choices they give to write on are really awful. I guess as you get more Google page rank, you qualify for better topics. You always have to link stuff which bothers me. But hey, if you’re writing for hire, you can’t really argue. It said this opportunity pays $9, but it doesn’t say how to get it.
So far I’d say pay per post is not going to be profitable for my blog, especially since I apparently did something wrong in my first submission and now this post is not showing up in their system. Oh well, I had fun writing it. I may do another one sometime, if I have something to say that fits with one of their offers. At least I know about an apparent cure for staph infection at Rite-Aid if I need it for the family journey!
I’d say you did an excellent job. And, remember the good old days, when they had little talk shows — and this, “Brought to you by our sponsor” Why shouldn’t blogs have that. Writing it and maintaining it is a lot of work. I haven’t signed up for pay for post — but you’re article is making me consider it.